First off I hate Philadelphia. I think most people from Philly are assholes. In fact it has been proven. In a recent medical study from James Madison High School, it was written down on paper that Philadelphians are very animated in their boisterousness. The LOPG thinks that writing poorly is funny, and that this too is also funny. Poor fans. The 49ers’ fans are only used to pregame, halftime, and post game sodomy. What a rude wake up call. And I quote, “They started throwing snowballs at us, which was funny at first, but then it got out of control. We knew we were in danger because of the medical study from James Madison High School that we read on the plane. We are safe now, but can’t wait to get back to our Bay Area Sodomy Club”.
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Well, since I have been gone, I have heard of great commotion in the realm of the Tiger. It seems, that his Swedish Viking Gal, Elin Nordegren took a golf club to his ass for cheating, he crashed some big expensive Cadillac, and then the shit fell through the roof.
I don’t remember when it all first broke out, but that’s not what this article is about, its about “Tigerness”, no matter how big and bad he may seem, one cannot forget, he still a cute little kitten. No matter how big and bad his golf game was, no matter how much money he had, and no matter how much pubic hair he shaved off, he was still fritz the cat.
Lets face the facts, Tiger, despite his millions, is a slump, he is an omega-dreg in a way that is so HARD core. I mean, just listen to the way he spoke to his whores ( that is what you have to be in order to go down on the Tiger, right?? ), any man knows, a whore is not his equal, and many suspect, no western women are there equal in dignity, ( but possibly in function ). But just listen to him talk to her like she is his mother, like a boy who just got his hand caught in the cookie jar, taking to many pussy’s out and then dropping one on what would just happen to be his wife’s feet ( And it was when she looked down on the pussy/cookie that fell on her feet, she got the golf club, his most powerful iron dick-substitute. )
And, he is in such bad taste of women too, such ugly whores, I mean, even if your an omega-dreg, Cmon!!!, you have got BILLIONS!!, go buy yourself one of those “Empire” girls like Elliot Spitzer.
OHHHH, it still may not be over, but my question knowledge is, would this happen to some real Alpha, like George Cloney, or some fag chicks love like, like Johny Depp, ………NO, that’s because women would always want the opportunity to get another chance……
But no one wants to get another chance at anything but the Tigers money. And that is fact.
PS. I have found it interesting that he never choose to fuck anyone but pieces of trashy shit ( they go to the porno stars because they don’t complain about ruff anal, just sayin ). I mean come on, he could have at least gone to Russia or Ukraine to get some quality, some class…….but that tells me a lot about the Tiger, when given the opportunity for class and quality he will go for the feces with an open hole to fuck. ( Even Elin is a piece of Swedish shit, look at this youtube vid, and you will see that both Russia and Sweden birth much more attractive women than anything Tiger has tapped )
PPS. And that brings me to my second point, brought to me by Lady Dissident in her post on Tiger of which she will be gladly added to the blog-roll for; I ( and others ), think Tiger is quite the racist. He must really hate ANYBODY with a drop of ethnicity in them ( Even the super attractive Slavs, Baltic chicks, Asians, and maybe even Germans!!! ) to go so far as to screw so many ugly pieces of American trash before even ogling at any women with an actual heritage. That is an especially hard blow to African Americans, I mean Cmon!!!, he already said he wasn’t black, but a strange Hybrid called a “Caublackasian”, and now he would screw so many ugly trash shit holes before looking into ANY race( other than the race of American trash ), but apparently, especially not his own.
Chest:
32 D,
Manager:
Waist:
27
City:
Portersville
Hips:
34
State:
Pennsylvania
Hair Color:
Brown
Zip:
16051
Hair Length:
Short
Country:
United States
Eye Color:
Brown
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Skin Color:
Medium
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Status:
Experience:
Considered:
Amature
Some Experience
Commercial and TFP,
Travel:
Regionall
